The Buzz

The Buzz: This week, the makeup tips of political powerbrokers

Who would have guessed that Kitara Revanche and Pete Hegseth used the same brand of concealer?

 

The Buzz: Is there an executive order to pause 401(k) losses?

Even during a busy week of imposing and pausing tariffs, Trump still found time for a shower.

 

The Buzz: Trump frees U.S. from economic tyranny of penguins

Oh, and he’s certain there are ways for him to run for a third term. And Elon who? Never heard the name.

 

The Buzz: Don’t mind me; I’m just waiting quietly for a scoop

BZ, here. No one you need to worry about; just go ahead with your chat about classified, top secret stuff.

The Buzz: Week’s news already busted its March Madness bracket

A civics lesson from the chief justice, bird flu-palooza, the JFK papers and new ice cream flavors.

The Buzz: Trump deserved a good paddlin’; that’s not what he got

Democrats, when you’re up a creek and have a paddle, use it for something other than a tepid protest.

The Buzz: Five things, two pillars and a second royal invitation

Elon Musk has 2.3 million emails to read, while White House reporters get a new fashion accessory.

The Buzz: Hey, wait for us; we love a good beef

Trump attacks Zelensky. Steven Bannon attacks Elon Musk. And a duck draws fire from Don Jr.

The Buzz: When you gotta boogie, best to shake it off, kid

A pasquidadian review of the week’s news.

The Buzz: Why, no, we have complete trust in Elon Musk

But whatever he and Trump are doing to the country, could they please wish it into the cornfield?

The Buzz: While Trump floods the zone, here’s a trickle of snark

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The Buzz: A sense of humor only mom could love; OK, tolerate

That President Trump calls losing $1.17 billion, ‘sport,’ actually explains a lot.

The Buzz: A black hole from which politics cannot escape

Piece of cake, Julian Assange; you’re used to spending years indoors.

The Buzz: Sorry, we haven’t seen the Mueller report either

Let the leaking of confidential material begin.

The Buzz: An otherwise blameless account of week that wasn’t

On today’s docket: Manafort, Shkreli and Eyman; all rise, but keep a close eye on your chair.

The Buzz: The Great Office Max Chair Theft and other capers

If there were no crimes, how would lawyers make their boat and alimony payments?

The Buzz: We totally would have gotten that ‘Jeopardy’ question

Has Howard Schultz checked with God about his plans to run in 2020?

The Buzz: With State of Union put off, at least we have Rudy

We’re totalling naming our emotional support coyote, Super Blood Wolf Moon.

The Buzz: As always, non-essential but still getting paid

A study says seniors most frequently share fake news. We’re counting on you to post this to Facebook.

The Buzz: The year in review that wasn’t

A look back at the best of fake news for 2018 (or at least what we could copy and paste).